Tonight's Agenda...

see you there!!!

Your Plans for the Evening...

Tonight, I am starting Halloween weekend performing with Arkham Productions at Lucky Number Grill: 1931 N. Milwaukee Av...show starts at 10pm, SHARP!!!

Oh, squiggly line....

Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid,

I see you there, on the periphery of my vision,

But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.
Are you shy, squiggly line?
Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye?
Oh, squiggly line, it's all right.
You are forgiven.

Merry XXX-MAS

Courtesy of Oomphotography

 

Merry Fucking Christmas! Oh, wait, its not December yet. Be that as it may tickets are finally on sale for one crazing Christmas spectacle. 

Get tickets at: http://www.ticketmaster.com/search?tm_link=tm_homeA_header_search&q=delight+

before+christmas&search.x=0&search.y=0

 

Come drink and be merry.

XOXO 

Bizarre Sally

 

 

Bringing Sassy Back...

Tonight, I will be displaying my animal instincts with the lovely ladies of Belmont Burlesque in their "Sass Menagerie."

The show is at The Playground Theatre: 3209 N. Halsted St. in da Chi...show starts at midnight...be there, or kindly, be square...if you get that obscure "Simpsons" reference, you are one cool cat.

Vaudezilla Productions is Back at Blue Bayou...

...which means, so am I...

Tonight, come to Blue Bayou @ 3734 N. Southport Av. Chicago to see me shake aaalllll that your God gave me!!!

I am SO going to the Christian Hell...

(This post was written with just a smidgen of dogmatic mockery, since the Church is such an easy mark...he he he...)

If There is No Rest for the Wicked...

...I must be awfully bad.

If you care to indulge in my wickedness, you can catch me tomorrow at Beat Kitchen: 2100 W. Belmont Av. in Chicago.  The doors open at 8:00pm; the show starts at 9:00pm.

OR, you can see me Thursday with Vaudezilla Productions at the Blue Bayou: 3734 N. Southport Av. in da Chi...Vaudezilla is back at the Bayou with their weekly bar-top bonanza of boobies and booze.

A Day in the Life...

I am photoshootin' tonight...stay tuned for the results...

I always wanted to be the bad girl.

BROADZILLA! Burlesque at Exit Chicago (7/31/09) - "Zephyrus" by Bizarre Sally from Vaudezilla Productions on Vimeo.



Enjoy.
B. Sally

Dedicated to the woman I adore

So I just got my tattoos and for some odd reason I am itching to get more, so here is my idea for the next one. Frida Kahlo is my favorite artist, not to mention she is a woman that I respect on so many levels, so why not pay tribute to such a hero? Can't wait.

XOXO

Bizarre Sally

Dirty little devil

So Detroit was fantastic, I cannot even begin to explain the fun that I had. The escape from drama, my job, and just gaining more appreciation for my lovely city by visiting someone else's.  Will post pics when I GET them. Kisses to Oosha Boom and the amazing Cruel Valentine.

OXOXO
Bizarre Sally